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Safety Not Guaranteed… The Movie???

Remember this?

Well folks, believe it or not, Hollywood is apparently ready to take the plunge and spend millions upon millions of dollars in bringing the utterly ridiculous and meme-tastic classified ad supposedly published by the vaguely Guile-esque “Mullet Man,” to the silver screen this coming year.

The film in question has been tentatively announced on imdb as bearing the same name as the meme that inspired it, “Safety Not Guaranteed.”

I’ll just let that let sink in for a moment.

I never thought I’d see the day that a silly joke, a retarded-ass product of the internet; would actually be made into a movie.

While the inspiration for the movie is, for lack of a better term; truly fuckin’ stupid, the core concept of it at least has some possibilities.

Think about it:

MULLET MAN.

 

TIME TRAVEL.

WEAPONS.

At worst, it could end up being a lame Land of the Lost (2009) knockoff, which was in itself; a pile of fuck-sauce with chicken nuggets.

At best, it could be… Well, not quite as shitty as Land of the Lost.

I don’t really see a way for this one to turn out any less than shitty, but any movie that promises Guile haircuts and the use of weapons while TRAVELING THROUGH TIME, is probably worth a look, y’know; for shits and giggles.

It’s what you call “good bad.”

Anyway, I have to give credit to my buddy over at Another Sunny Morning for giving me the heads up about this one.

Check back tomorrow for my vision of what a poster for Safety Not Guaranteed would look like!

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“You Betrayed Shiva!”

I don’t know why, but for some reason I’ve been in a very Spielberg/Lucas-y mood for the past week or so.

For those that don’t get the quote/reference featured on the card, I direct you to this amusing waste of time.

I’m pretty sure it all started last weekend when my buddy Mencius was kind enough to show me the Red Letter Media critique/analysis of Star Wars Episode III.

For those that haven’t seen the video, it’s serves as both an insightful and hilarious look at Episode III, as well as the nature of the entire Star Wars film franchise.

Truth be told, the way the whole thing was structured, it actually kind of reminded me of the writing style I use for posts on this blog.

Y’know, tidbits of information/humor, separated by irreverent and/or stupid images and captions.

Kind of like this.

Anyway, that’s my explanation for all the Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones references as of late.

Seeing as Lucas-ian products serve as a near bottomless treasure trove for retarded (and amusing) quotes and references, I wouldn’t be surprised if this keeps up for some time.

Hey, it’s not my fault I’ve got nothing to write about, not a whole is happening in my particular corner of the woods of dorkiness.

And no, I don’t give a shit that Johnny Storm/The Human Torch of The Fantastic Four died last week.

Johnny Storm, showing us just why he had to die.

I’ve never been a fan of The Fantastic Four, and while I find it interesting that the one member of the team that I had any appreciation for is the one Marvel decided to kill off; I don’t see myself ever owning or reading a Fantastic Four book in a good long while.

Anyway, here’s hoping I find something to write about soon, otherwise I’m just gonna’ keep making Magic cards until I’ve got a whole fuckin’ deck of ’em…

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