As much as I discovered I hated him though, I feel I was justified in placing him relatively low on this list.
Despite the fact that I’m pretty sure there’s not a single boss character on this list that I hate more than him, the actual difficulty that came from fighting Duriel came almost entirely as a result of his unbalanced and, quite frankly; cheap design.
He’s not hard per se, he’s just broken….. And more than a little douche-y.
The point I’m trying to make, is that, in my eyes; the hardest boss fights are the ones that are just that:
Fighting Duriel isn’t what I’d call a traditional fight, it’s just an unwarranted and totally out of place exercise in tedium within the confines of an otherwise straightforward and balanced game.
I know it’s just a matter of opinion, but I felt I needed to make my stance on this subject as clear as possible.
That being, the next boss on our list, earned his spot, not through being cheap, or even unpredictable; but by simply being one of toughest motherfuckers I’ve ever fought.
There are bosses with patterns, and there are bosses with weaknesses, and then there’s the #6 entrant on our list of the Top 10 Hardest Boss Fights:
#6. Beowulf – Devil May Cry 3: Dante’s Awakening
To me, Beowulf isn’t just one of the Top 10 Hardest Boss Fights, he’s also one of the best.
His pattern isn’t anywhere near as complex as some of the other bosses in Devil May Cry 3, and he certainly doesn’t deal an inordinate amount of damage; but for my money he’s the toughest boss in a game packed to the hilt with some of gaming’s stiffest challenges.
The fact of the matter is, Beowulf’s a hard boss simply because he makes you work for your victory over him.
There’s no such thing as a quick win over Beowulf, and therein lies the beauty in fighting him.
The frantic nature of the battle prevents his various “phases” from ever feeling overlong, not to mention lead to instances where the sheer intensity of the conflict cause you to make mistakes with your controller.
If ever there were a sign that a boss is tough, it’d have to be that of making your hands twitch out of pure sensory overload.
To this day, I have yet to find a “good” way to fight Beowulf outside playing it cool and wearing him down.
That’s the thing with Beowulf:
He doesn’t have any weaknesses.
Unlike most Devil May Cry bosses, and indeed most bosses in general, Beowulf doesn’t have a magic solution to his pattern.
Hell, he doesn’t even really have a significant vulnerability to any weapon in the game, making defeating Beowulf an affair based purely on skill and endurance.
Unlike fuckin’ Crash Man:
Beowulf’s pattern is essentially that of a pressure-fighter, a Rocky Balboa if you will.
He’s predictable, and he’s kind of slow, but he’s on your ass all night long and there’s no safe way to hurt him.
At first glance he seems like a pushover as long as you keep your distance, however the sad truth of the matter is:
Inevitably he’s going to catch up to you.
While all Beowulf really does in his opening phase is stomp and throw haymakers, there’s a clever science to the placement of his attack angles.
You can see every move he makes coming from a mile away, and yet, due to the wide-arcing nature of his swipes; you’ll often find yourself caught by blows that initially looked harmless.
As is typical of Devil May Cry bosses, Beowulf is rarely reactive to the damage of your attacks, making it unwise to exchange blows with him, given his potent attack power that is equally typical to the series.
The one exploitable weakness I know of that Beowulf has, is extraordinarily minor to the point of being almost counterproductive.
Throughout various cutscenes in the game, as well as the in-game graphics; it is imparted to you that Beowulf bears a scar over one of his eyes.
Whenever a blow is delivered to Beowulf’s scarred eye, he immediately clutches it in pain and swings wildly with his free arm with surprising accuracy.
This technique is only really viable in the first phase of the battle, and indeed does a fair amount of damage, however the dangers in employing jumping attacks against Beowulf are numerous, so in my opinion it’s better to play defensively and simple forego the exploit altogether.
The second and third phases of the fight are where things get really hairy.
Up until this point in the fight, Beowulf basically just plods about and punches at you, however once you’ve done enough damage to trigger his second phase, he drops down onto all fours and starts running about the arena with frightening speed.
In between phases, he throws easy to dodge metal towers at you, but make no mistake, once he’s on all fours, he becomes quite difficult to keep up with.
Given his ability to break into a gallop at any given moment, Beowulf’s second phase takes the tricky accuracy of his initial attack pattern and injects a element of unpredictability that makes it a bitch to keep up with.
Sadly, defeat usually comes very late in the fight against Beowulf, as his third and final phase is hard to avoid without taking at least some damage…. Damage that one usually can’t afford to spare by this point in the fight.
Beowulf’s third phase compounds all of his previous attacks and abilities, but adds a few volleys of glowing white energy fired from his now fully outstretched wings.
The damage dealt from these projectiles is significant, but mostly survivable.
The real kicker in all this, is the fact that it’s very difficult to avoid these volleys without taking at least some damage.
After softening you up with the projectiles, typically Beowulf will charge at you full speed, at which point one of you will likely be killed given the lowly state of your health bars.
Just take a look at this video where the player does well throughout, but inevitably ends up with almost no health by the battle’s final moments:
That’s what I love about fighting Beowulf:
He represents the rare case when a boss demands not just precision, but also endurance.
He really doesn’t do all that much, but something about the way he subtly changes his angles in order to chase you, and unpredictably makes use of his running attacks; makes him hard in a way that’s different from many other bosses.
Simply spamming the dodge or roll commands won’t work, because if your timing is off he’ll punish the shit out of you.
Simply pulling out the “right” weapon won’t work, because he doesn’t bear any weaknesses to any of them.
Simply hanging back and shooting him death won’t work, because eventually he’ll spread his wings and run your ass into the ground.
Beowulf’s a terrific boss, that also just happens to be one of the hardest I’ve ever fought.