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The Unknown Planet, A Story by Trevor Hart

Apologies to the creators of the Alien movie franchise, for my “it’s not even funny how much of a rip-off that is” treatment of their famous monster.

Also, apologies to the Japanese, for use of the bullshit name “Chiroshia.”

Yeah, ’cause that’s a real fucking word.

Fuckin’ retarded-ass 8 year old Trevor…

I Googled “Chiroshia,” and the first suggested search was the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.

How very odd…

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Toying with Time, A Story by Trevor Hart

Apologies to Capcom for my attempt at ripping-off their Hunter creature design from Resident Evil.

Love that line: “IT’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNE!!!”

Might have to do an audio recording of some of these stories someday…

Sorry for erratic, half-assed posts as of late, it’s been kind of a hectic weekend.

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The Dig, A Story by Trevor Hart

Note: Many images, concepts and dialogue stolen from Star Wars, Lucasart’s PC game The Dig, and Star Fox are to follow.  Apologies to George Lucas in advance for unauthorized use of the term “droid.”

Deepest apologies to all those that dare read the following.

I know it’s not easy reading a story without any exposition or narration to establish who is speaking, or why.

God be with you, and I’ll see you on the beach.

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