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What About the Lysine Contingency…?

And Now, Chuck Norris Morphing Into A Bear.

I know you’ve all probably seen this before, but I had nothing to write about so I figured I’d post it.

Y’know, for kicks.

Anyway, the clip above comes from the movie, Forest Warrior, a kid friendly piece of shit that, unlike The Octagon; I have no desire to see outside of clip form.

I honestly don’t know what’s funnier about this clip, Chuck’s vaguely Smokey-like “bear voice,” or the dude’s bizarre reaction to it.

I’ve never seen a bear in the wild, nor have I ever witnessed Chuck Norris turn into said woodland beast, but in all honesty I’m pretty sure, “Whooo-AHHHHH!!! Whoooo-Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!! WHOOOOOAAAAAUHHGH!!!!” wouldn’t be the first vocalization to come to my mind.

Knowing me, I’d probably say something dumb and obvious like:

“Now THAT’S a bear!”

Now that I think about it, it probably wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world to have an epitaph that read “Whooo-AHHHHH!!! Whoooo-Ah-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!! WHOOOOOAAAAAUHHGH!!!!”

Anyway, thanks to The Great Hawaiian of Inspiration for showing this clip a few years back!

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And Now, The Chinese Prime Minister From Rush Hour Getting Hit By A Train.

That is all.

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And Now, Timothy Dalton Stealing A Jetpack… And Exploding.

That is all.

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And Now, Johnny Depp Slapping Some Kid In A Hospital.

That is all.

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“Well let me tell yah’ somethin’ Mean Jean! I just got 5,000 Hits, brother!”

Damn that was fast!

Seriously man, it feels like just yesterday we were celebrating the 2,500th hit on the Azn Badger’s blog…

Anyway, as is turning out to be the norm on these milestone posts, I’d like to take this opportunity to both thank and apologize to all who have read over the past few months.

As many of you are aware, I have recently re-joined the work force, a major change in my life that has served to severely limit the amount of time I have been able to devote to this blog.

Pictured: The Azn Badger's "employment."

Despite that, as you may have noticed, I’ve still managed to post EVERY DAY.

How’s that for dedication?

Anyway, on the apologetic side of things, really the only thing I feel I’ve let you guys down on was in my spamming of the Let’s Play videos.

I (kinda’) like making them, and I hope at least a few of were able to extract some form of entertainment from watching them, however I am fully aware of how long and tedious they can be.

As much as it was pretty obvious that I wanted to talk about Godzilla at length, I was very unhappy with how that Let’s Play went, so much so that I’ll probably stay away from doing Let’s Plays for awhile.

It’s kind of funny, those videos were supposed to be a time-saver for me, but in reality they ended up costing me more hours than sitting down and pounding out a written post.

Go figure.


In the past week or so, I’ve come to realize that movies and comics are easier for me to write about than videogames.

I love all 3 pretty much equally, however my writing is much more lucid when dealing with comics and movies.

I think part of the difficulty in writing about games for me, is the fact that most of the topics I choose to discuss are steeped in nostalgia.

Writing about things that happened 20 years ago can be difficult sometimes, so sue me.

What I mean to say is, don’t be surprised if, for a time, games kind of get shifted to background on this blog for awhile.

Anyway, thanks for all the views, keep reading!

I now leave you with the traditional celebratory Hokuto No Ken victory .gif:

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