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NBA Jam Overtime Showdown!

"4!? That's impossible, even for a computer!" Don't make fun of my webbed fingers.

Being as it’s the 4th of July and what not, I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to write today, so today I’ll let the video do the talking.

Behold as Jeff Dong and the Azn Badger royally suck a fat one in our feeble attempt to win an overtime match as the ’93 Detroit Pistons in NBA Jam.

Jeff Dong was Isiah Thomas,

"The Baby"

while I was that giant, albino, foul-happy pile of fuck known as Bill Laimbeer.

"The Giant, Albino, Foul-Happy, Pile of Fuck" taking out "The Bird"

Seriously man, there’s a reason they picked him to be the mascot for Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball.

Can't believe I used to play this shit at my "Double Dragon" neighbor's house...

Collectively the pair are known to Jeff Dong and I, not as the Pistons, but rather as “Bill Laimbeer and The Baby.”

Seriously, I know he was a great player an’ all, but Thomas’ sprite was just too small to take seriously.

Anyway, watch if you dare, be mindful that the Azn Badger already knows he sucks at NBA Jam, so your harsh words can’t possible hurt him.

Unless you call him “stupid,” then that’ll hurt his feelings.

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