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Let’s Play Contra III: The Alien Wars, Part I

Welcome folks, to my first Let’s Play video of a non-NES game!

Being as my first (attempted) Let’s Play video was of the original Contra on the NES, I figured it would wholly appropriate for me to take on another game in the series.

More specifically Contra III: The Alien Wars, my favorite in the series; a game that I just happen to be pretty good at.

Okay fine, the real reason I’m doing this is to make up for my total failure at the original Contra…

Anyway, enjoy watching me not fail!:

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Let’s Play Robocop, Part FAIL

Let it be known, Robocop on the NES is a MEAN-ASS game.

It’s honestly not that difficult a game, not even worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence with The Adventures of Bayou Billy or Battletoads, but that doesn’t make it any less MEAN.


Seriously man, just take a look at the bullshit ass-fuckery that the folks over at Data East decided to throw at me in the last stage:

Fuckin’ bullshit…

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NBA Jam Overtime Showdown!

"4!? That's impossible, even for a computer!" Don't make fun of my webbed fingers.

Being as it’s the 4th of July and what not, I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to write today, so today I’ll let the video do the talking.

Behold as Jeff Dong and the Azn Badger royally suck a fat one in our feeble attempt to win an overtime match as the ’93 Detroit Pistons in NBA Jam.

Jeff Dong was Isiah Thomas,

"The Baby"

while I was that giant, albino, foul-happy pile of fuck known as Bill Laimbeer.

"The Giant, Albino, Foul-Happy, Pile of Fuck" taking out "The Bird"

Seriously man, there’s a reason they picked him to be the mascot for Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball.

Can't believe I used to play this shit at my "Double Dragon" neighbor's house...

Collectively the pair are known to Jeff Dong and I, not as the Pistons, but rather as “Bill Laimbeer and The Baby.”

Seriously, I know he was a great player an’ all, but Thomas’ sprite was just too small to take seriously.

Anyway, watch if you dare, be mindful that the Azn Badger already knows he sucks at NBA Jam, so your harsh words can’t possible hurt him.

Unless you call him “stupid,” then that’ll hurt his feelings.

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