Remember, back in the day, when every movie/TV series/cartoon had a cheesy self-titled theme song to go with it?
I miss those days.
I miss the days when (almost) every James Bond movie would have a goofy song of the same name as it’s theme.
I miss the days when the opening lyrics of my Saturday morning cartoons would remind me every .125 seconds of what the hell I was watching.
I miss the days when Kamen Rider would ride into battle to a triumphant theme song bearing his name.
Something happened to the traditional self-titled theme song in the past decade or so, and by golly; I’m upset.
Don’t get me wrong, theme songs still exist, especially for cartoons, it just makes me sad that culture has seemingly trended towards out-moding them in the mainstream.
Some time in the mid-80’s, a few years before I was born, it seemed like everything had a dumb self-titled theme song to go with it.
In example, I give you the (awesome) theme song for Cat’s Eye:
Cat’s Eye was an exceptionally shitty Stephen King movie by the way.
Not as bad as The Langoliers or anything, but nowhere near “good.”
Moving on, for the requisite sports drama; we have Sammy Hagar’s not quite named after the movie, but close enough theme song for Stallone’s appropriately titled, Over The Top:
While many of the songs of this era were kind of shitty, I always found it kind of cool that they were obviously written specifically for the production they were used in.
It shows that someone cared enough about the production to make a song dedicated to it.
As silly as that sounds, I think that’s kind of neat.
These days it seems like, anime, tokusatsu, movies, and TV shows no longer have “traditional” theme songs, rather they simply have some sort of pop song in it’s place.
Kamen Rider used to have self-titled themes for all of it’s iterations up until the 2000’s, when the themes seemed to stop making mention of the title character.
To be fair though, Kamen Rider theme songs seem to have been produced specifically for the shows they’re used in, as evidenced by the lyrics typically being firmly rooted in the core themes of the show, as well as occasionally being sung by some of the cast members:
What really grinds my gears though, is when pop song themes don’t really have anything to do with the production they’re used in besides serving as a musical motif in the soundtrack.
My best guess is, across all aspects of the film medium; this is done for economic purposes, but I ask you:
Does fuckin’ Linkin Park really hold a candle to the old Transformers theme?
Didn’t think so.
And by the way, no, I’m not going to embed the Linkin Park song for you ’cause… Well, just ’cause.
If there was any one thing I could wish for in Transformers 3, it’d have to be the inclusion of the Gen 1 theme song in some form.
Well, that and I suppose it would be nice if the movie didn’t suck.
Anyway, this has been a retarded rant, hopefully you all aren’t confused and/or angered by it.
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