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A New Contender Steps Forward From The Shadows…

While this cover is nowhere near the standard of epic shittiness set by Time Ninja, it’s hard to deny that this one is a piece of crap in it’s own right.

The figure is poorly blended to the equally poorly rendered background.

The transparent text is more than a little confusing and hard to read.

The color scheme, in particular the juxtaposition between the RAINBOW FUCKING SKY and the DREARY AS FUCK BEACH is sloppy and completely lacking in organization and structure.

Worst of all though, is the fact that the figure, the dude with the Jew-fro wearing the busted-ass wife-beater just looks fucking lame.

Seriously man, when I first saw this dude standing in the wasteland, my mind first went to Jack Tenrec from Cadillacs and Dinosaurs, which in itself; is not a bad thing:

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was, in a word: AWESOME.

Despite this, upon closer inspection, my mind came to a different, far nastier conclusion as to who our curly haired cover model might be.

I’m of course talking about Stingray from the previously unheard of, but now thanks to THE INTERNET; ironically famous action film, Undefeatable:

Pictured: Stingray's "I see boobies" face.

If you still don’t know who this is, congratulations, you have yet to have your world crushed and ruined by the horrors of internet meme-dom.

Should you be one of those fortunate to have avoided Undefeatable all this time, please allow me to assist you in your mental degeneration:

You’re Welcome!

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