I know it’s kind of bizarro-masculine to be a dude that likes cats, (especially as much as I do) but like Popeye says, I ‘yam what I ‘yam.
That’s not to say I hate dogs or anything, it’s just that I had some bad experiences with dogs in my youth, and so I’ve always been a little weary around them.
I don’t like the energy of some of the bigger and more energetic breeds of dogs.
I don’t like how you can look them in the eye all you want and never have a clue of what they’re thinking.
Cat’s tend to have an air of “not giving a fuck,” but even so I appreciate their (generally) more docile and self-sufficient nature.
Which brings us to our unfortunately named animal of the day, the Flat-Headed Cat.
I know it’s name is supposed to be a straightforward indication of it’s skull structure, but even so; Flat Head is a pretty lame-ass name for an animal, let alone a cat.
Seriously man, it’s like the thing was named by a bratty little 5 year old or some shit.
My guess is, the zoologist in charge of naming the damn thing had the bright idea of letting his (dumbass) kid name it.
Chances are the kid suggested things like “block headed” or “fat headed” or “poop faced” cat; all of which would’ve been perfectly acceptable by my standards, but admittedly very much unfortunate in their own right.
The point is, the name “Flat-Headed Cat” is just plain boring, not to mention more than a little pathetic.
Think about it, it’s like saying there was nothing else about the animal that was distinctive or noteworthy enough to name it by.
How about naming it after the region it was discovered in?
How about naming it for an aspect of it’s behavior or diet?
Or I don’t know, how about naming it after the person who discovered it?
Thanks to my Zoobooks collection, I know a thing or 2 about what makes the Flat-Headed Cat much more than just a kitty with a flat head; but apparently the people who named the damn thing didn’t give 2 shits about putting any of that information to good use.
*Sigh* Oh well, apparently not all zoologists care as much about cats as I do…
The Origin of The Flat-Headed Cat: