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What About the Lysine Contingency…?

Summon Brawndo, The Thirst Mutilator!


It’s been awhile since I’ve made a custom Magic card, so please excuse the crudeness of my work.

Anyway, this one is of course a reference to Mike Judge’s too-clever-for-it’s-own-good comedy film, Idiocracy.

In case you forgot, Brawndo was the Gatorade like sports drink that served as the Idiocracy replacement for water.

Upon it’s creation, Brawndo was dubbed superior to water due to the fact that “it has electrolytes.”

Because of this, Brawndo would go on to be used as a complete substitute for water in all of it’s functions, even as sprinkler water to farming; which of course would result in the accidental salting of virtually all arable land in the world of Idiocracy.

Anyway, thinking of Brawndo always put a smile on my face, so I figured I’d make a Magic card of it to pay homage.

 

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One Response

  1. David says:

    Yay! I was waiting for you to do another magic card! And I’ve been kinda busy and seem to have gotten quite behind on your site.

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