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Safety Not Guaranteed… The Movie???

Remember this?

Well folks, believe it or not, Hollywood is apparently ready to take the plunge and spend millions upon millions of dollars in bringing the utterly ridiculous and meme-tastic classified ad supposedly published by the vaguely Guile-esque “Mullet Man,” to the silver screen this coming year.

The film in question has been tentatively announced on imdb as bearing the same name as the meme that inspired it, “Safety Not Guaranteed.”

I’ll just let that let sink in for a moment.

I never thought I’d see the day that a silly joke, a retarded-ass product of the internet; would actually be made into a movie.

While the inspiration for the movie is, for lack of a better term; truly fuckin’ stupid, the core concept of it at least has some possibilities.

Think about it:

MULLET MAN.

 

TIME TRAVEL.

WEAPONS.

At worst, it could end up being a lame Land of the Lost (2009) knockoff, which was in itself; a pile of fuck-sauce with chicken nuggets.

At best, it could be… Well, not quite as shitty as Land of the Lost.

I don’t really see a way for this one to turn out any less than shitty, but any movie that promises Guile haircuts and the use of weapons while TRAVELING THROUGH TIME, is probably worth a look, y’know; for shits and giggles.

It’s what you call “good bad.”

Anyway, I have to give credit to my buddy over at Another Sunny Morning for giving me the heads up about this one.

Check back tomorrow for my vision of what a poster for Safety Not Guaranteed would look like!

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3 Responses

  1. Sean Parker says:

    I think meme-to-silver-screen is becoming a very weird trend:

    http://www.rickroll.com/

    (Don’t worry, link not a Rick Roll. Though it’s kinda worse…)

    • aznbadger says:

      Wow. Now that’s just NASTY. A movie, based around internet memes, that essentially rips off an episode of South Park. I can’t say I’m happy to know this exists…

      • Sean Parker says:

        Me neither. It’s like they’re proud to follow in the footsteps of the guys who made “Disaster Movie” for the new generation. Pretty sure this is 95% about securing hot properties and making money, and 5% doing it just for the hell of it (without considering the ramifications upon society…)

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