Well folks, believe it or not, Hollywood is apparently ready to take the plunge and spend millions upon millions of dollars in bringing the utterly ridiculous and meme-tastic classified ad supposedly published by the vaguely Guile-esque “Mullet Man,” to the silver screen this coming year.
I’ll just let that let sink in for a moment.
I never thought I’d see the day that a silly joke, a retarded-ass product of the internet; would actually be made into a movie.
While the inspiration for the movie is, for lack of a better term; truly fuckin’ stupid, the core concept of it at least has some possibilities.
Think about it:
At worst, it could end up being a lame Land of the Lost (2009) knockoff, which was in itself; a pile of fuck-sauce with chicken nuggets.
At best, it could be… Well, not quite as shitty as Land of the Lost.
I don’t really see a way for this one to turn out any less than shitty, but any movie that promises Guile haircuts and the use of weapons while TRAVELING THROUGH TIME, is probably worth a look, y’know; for shits and giggles.
It’s what you call “good bad.”
Anyway, I have to give credit to my buddy over at Another Sunny Morning for giving me the heads up about this one.
Check back tomorrow for my vision of what a poster for Safety Not Guaranteed would look like!