*WARNING! SPOILER ALERT PERTAINING TO END GAME EVENTS. NO SPECIFICS, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT THE END-GAME TO BE A SURPRISE, TURN BACK NOW!*
Last night was easily one of the worst of my life.
Don’t expect this to happen on this blog all too often, but I’m sorry to say that my experience of being stuck in a snowy traffic jam in the Seattle area for 6 hours straight was horrible to the point in which I don’t think I want to share the details.
Seriously, it was that bad.
Anyway, as a result of getting home from work at around 11:30 PM, as well has having my body be a complete wreck as a result of the harsh cold and tight confines of my car, I decided that I simply could not allow myself to go to work today.
Despite this, Amazon saw fit to penalize me for doing so; even going so far as to call me in the morning to chastise me for my actions.
Though I love buying products the company, working for Amazon gives me an insight into the inner workings of their ground-level management that really leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Oh well, it’s a job, and that’s more than a lot of people have at the moment, so I’m thankful.
Moving on, as any self-respecting survivor of a 6 hour traffic jam would do, I decided to use my self-enforced day off from work to play Demon’s Souls.
No way was I gonna’ go outside today, even to pick up a copy of The Expendables.
I’ll do that tomorrow…
*Ahem!* Anyway, in short; I managed to beat Demon’s Souls today.
Much like the rest of the game’s limited story sequences, the end of the game was quite flat, and very much anti-climactic.
Truth be told, it had been so long since I had started the game (just over 20 hours of game time) that I honestly didn’t even remember who the last boss was, or why I was fighting him for that matter.
In either case, the last boss was pathetic.
Like, “he couldn’t hit me if he tried,” pathetic.
On one level, this was quite disappointing, as many of the earlier boss fights in the game were quite epic, and fairly inspired in how the actual battles were carried out.
At the same time though, as I recall bits and pieces of the supposed “story” of Demon’s Souls, (seriously, there’s not much to be found) I’m starting to understand that the final boss of the game was supposed to be a pitiful creature, to the point where it’s ironic that it serves as the game’s final challenge.
Demon’s Souls was an excellent game.
While it indeed has flaws, as pretty much any game does; it benefits from an indefinable element in it’s gameplay and presentation, a “hook” that serves to draw in a certain demographic of gamers.
As it turns out, I fit pretty well into that particular category of gamer, as I enjoyed my time with Demon’s Souls.
In regards to it’s vaunted, and supposedly impenetrable difficulty level, I have this to say:
The game is indeed quite difficult, but only if you’re bull-headed and refuse to adhere to the “rules” of the game.
The gameplay of Demon’s Souls is methodical and rigid, meaning the game is difficult; but everything has a rhythm and a weakness, so it’s up to you the player to determine these factors before charging headlong into things.
Hell, I game in practically reverse order, resulting in most of the enemies being far too powerful for me to handle most of the time, and yet in the end, I managed to get past them all through careful planning and observation.
As you play Demon’s Souls, just remind yourself:
The game is challenging, not unfair.
If you get pissed and break your controller when you die in a game, then I’m sorry, Demon’s Souls is probably not for you.
Seriously, controllers are what, $50?
You’d be bankrupt in a week.
If however, you take every death in the game as a sign of your own failings, an indication that you could’ve played better or smarter, then chances are you’ll have a lot of fun with Demon’s Souls.
Now that I’m done with my little advertisement for the game, I feel I should take a moment to talk about some of the random things that stuck out to me in my first playthrough of Demon’s Souls:
I was a little upset at the very limited selection of armors I ran across in the game.
While it’s probably my fault moreso than the game’s, I found that as a Knight, I only ended up changing my armor maybe twice throughout the entirety of the game.
Maybe it’s just because I selected a Knight, who just happens to start out with some the better starting equipment, but I felt myself getting bored of constantly finding new weapons and equipment, but never finding an armor that was good enough to switch over to.
Seriously man, I ended up beating the game wearing Mirdan armor, something the Temple Knight starts the game out with if I recall.
That’s that just plain sad.
Another quick thing, from a gameplay standpoint, those fuckin’ dragons were truly fucking pathetic.
Seriously man, they’re not enemies, or bosses for that matter, they’re fuckin’ scenery.
Destructible scenery that can, and will; wreck your shit 20 times before you figure out how to get past them.
I found one of those dragons on a list of 2009’s worst boss fights, and I can honestly say, whoever wrote that list is certainly justified in doing so.
Don’t ask me how I found the patience to actually kill those motherfuckers, but I did; and that’s largely the reason why I’m writing this “I beat Demon’s Souls, quick everyone, suck my golden cock!” article today instead of a week ago.
Seriously man, that traffic jam last night might’ve taken 6 hours of my life, but I’ll be damned if those dragons didn’t take at least an hour between the 2 of them.
Other than that, I think that’s about all I’ve got to say about Demon’s Souls for now.
Now that I’m done with the game, I think I’m gonna’ move on to something radically different.
With Metal Gear Solid 4 as my first PS3 game, followed by Demon’s Souls, I think it’s time I played something besides a 3rd person action game.
There’s a lot of great games out there for the PS3, old and new; so feel free to let me know what I should look into.
Anyway, happy snow day to me; hopefully everyone drove safe this evening!