Last week, the Azn Badger was fortunate to discover that he has a nickname at work.
As a result of my repeated references to old-school WWF wrestlers, as well as my frequent impressions of Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage, I’ve henceforth been given the nickname of “Bonesaw” among certain social circles in the Amazon.com warehouse.
Who, or what is Bonesaw, you ask?
Well, in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past decade, (or don’t about movies half as much as I do) Bonesaw McGraw was the name of the wrestler that Randy Savage played in the first Spider-Man film.
While he only had a few lines of dialogue, make no mistake; every last one of them was unbelievably epic, such that I’ve memorized, and am able to imitate each and every one of them with stunning proficiency.
In other words, it’s not uncommon for me to start the work day by shouting retarded shit like:
“BONESAW IS REEEAADYYY!!!!”
Well, that went on a helluva’ lot longer than I was expecting…
Anyway, let it be known, the Azn Badger’s charms are something that appeals to a very select group of individuals…
Mostly retards, nerds, gamers, and in very rare cases, people that are actually more socially inept than the Azn Badger himself.
Mostly just retards though…
Anyway, I figured I would share this little tidbit of information being as I am dead tired and have absolutely no inspiration to write anything of significance following yesterday’s mega-prediction post regarding the Manny Pacquiao vs. Antonio Margarito fight.
Seriously, that took a lot out of me…
Anyway, until tomorrow!