Let it be known folks, I hate stage 5 of Contra III.
Don’t get me wrong, I love this game; but stage 5 can eat a dick.
It can put a penis in it’s mouth, chew it to shit, and swallow for all I care, ’cause stage 5 is a sack of fuck-sauce that I’d prefer not to touch with a 10 foot pole.
That being said, I had a little meltdown (or 12) during the recording of this video, so please excuse the harshness of my words.
Enjoy watching, knowing full well how much I was forced to suffer to produce it: