Anyway, aside from maybe Ip Man 2, this is just about the biggest movie of the year for me.
Fuck me, if Donnie Yen was in this movie, I’d probably blow my load right there in the theater…
Anyway, my brother and I have been anxiously awaiting Sly’s epic for the past 2 years, ever since rumors started popping up that he was shopping the script around post-Rambo.
Well, you can bet Sylvester Stallone was one of our biggest hero’s growing up.
While my expectations for The Expendables are, perhaps; unreasonably high, I have no doubt in my mind that it will thrill me as few films before it have done.
Mark my words:
It WILL be awesome.
I have no doubts, I have no worries.
The Expendables WILL be an awesome film, there’s no way it can’t be.
For fuck’s sake, it’s gonna’ be the goddamn Justice League of action movies!
Anyway, consider this a taste of things to come, as I’ll definitely be typing up a review for this one the moment I walk out of the theater.
My only hope is that there is at least one old-school action hero cameo that hasn’t been publicized.
I know Van Damme already made it clear that he wanted nothing to do with the project, but it would definitely make my day if Steven Seagal, or Chuck Norris, or Mark Dacascos, or hell, even Billy Blanks made some sort of appearance in any capacity.