And sucked it good...
Nimrod Antal’s Predators sucked donkey balls.
Like, FOH’ REAL.
Hah! Betcha' didn't think I could tie in the Hawaiian stuff with donkey balls, am I right?
Nothing happened in the first half of the movie.
My favorite actor in the movie was killed off way too early, and unceremoniously at that.
Adrien Brody spends the whole movie failing at imitating Christian Bale’s Batman voice.
Topher Grace is mostly useless, essentially still stuck playing Eric Forman (don’t ask me why Eric Forman has a Wikipedia article) from That 70’s Show.
So much of the film was made in homage to the first film in the series that it may as well have been a remake.
The Predators have virtually no presence in the film, physical or otherwise.
Oh yeah, and the last third of the movie, which is also curiously overlong; takes what little promise the film might have had, and proceeds to shit all over it.
For 45 minutes.
Boy am I glad my brother paid for my ticket this time…
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