Being as it’s the 4th of July and what not, I’m not sure how much time I’ll have to write today, so today I’ll let the video do the talking.
Jeff Dong was Isiah Thomas,
while I was that giant, albino, foul-happy pile of fuck known as Bill Laimbeer.
Seriously man, there’s a reason they picked him to be the mascot for Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball.
Collectively the pair are known to Jeff Dong and I, not as the Pistons, but rather as “Bill Laimbeer and The Baby.”
Seriously, I know he was a great player an’ all, but Thomas’ sprite was just too small to take seriously.
Anyway, watch if you dare, be mindful that the Azn Badger already knows he sucks at NBA Jam, so your harsh words can’t possible hurt him.
Unless you call him “stupid,” then that’ll hurt his feelings.