Today I went on a little adventure.
Said adventure took me deep into the bowels of my parent’s basement, specifically a cozy little closet space underneath the stairs.
Within that cluttered space, I was fortunate to find a treasure trove of nostalgic goodies from years past.
Given, most of this stuff is utter crap, and probably wouldn’t be worth anything to anyone, but even so, it brings me a warm feeling to know that a lot of the neat stuff I had as a kid is still buried in the house somewhere.
First up is Power Ranger crap:
I didn’t bite for the Shogun Megazord, thought it looked ghey.
That thing was bullshit.
Did you ever see that show?
Most people I mention it too give me weird looks.
Hell, most people I talk to give me weird looks, so what’s the difference, eh?
It had that one asshole from Boy Meets World in it, and was actually pretty good too, despite the retarded name.
Anyway, after digging around for a bit, I was pleased to find that my prized White Tiger Zord remained virtually unscathed:
Oh yeah, and I also found a bunch of those crappy ass Power Ranger action figures that nobody ever liked too:
Yeah, you better believe most of them were broken, no doubt on purpose.
Buried at the very bottom of my Power Ranger box I found traces of the great, Titanus the CarrierZord.
I would’ve pulled him out for a closer look, but he was buried pretty deep and I was in a hurry so… maybe some other time.
Regardless, this is what he was supposed to look like for those that may not remember him:
On top of all the Power Ranger toys and what not, I also found a cache of VHS tapes, specifically the first 5 episodes of the series, plus the entire Green Ranger Saga!
I’m especially looking forward to the Green Ranger business, ’cause near as I can recall; that was some legitimately good storytelling.
Plus it introduced us to Jason David Frank, the man so nice they named him THRICE.
Feel free to change your underwear after that one, he’s known to have that effect on the crotch bid’ness.
Tune in tomorrow for more basement dwelling adventures!