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The Unknown Planet, A Story by Trevor Hart

Apologies to the creators of the Alien movie franchise, for my “it’s not even funny how much of a rip-off that is” treatment of their famous monster.

Also, apologies to the Japanese, for use of the bullshit name “Chiroshia.”

Yeah, ’cause that’s a real fucking word.

Fuckin’ retarded-ass 8 year old Trevor…

I Googled “Chiroshia,” and the first suggested search was the atomic bombing of Hiroshima.

How very odd…

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4 Responses

  1. buddycommented says:

    uh wow dude, quite the imagination for an 8 yr old, besides the obvious psychological issues of this story coming from an 8 yr old, I fear this is yet again, another attempt to plagiarize the Aliens Saga. First I thought it was an isolated incident only held by that of the creators of Star Craft and Halo. But now I see it is in the hands of 8 yr old children as well! What has the world come to when great movie saga’s are at risk of being plagiarized to death by the hands of 8 yr olds!

  2. Sean Parker says:

    That dude on the cover sure got it in the face real bad!

    Interesting story… if only Scott, Cameron or anyone else in Hollywood actually had the balls to end a sci-fi/action movie like that.

    • aznbadger says:

      Yeah, I know, I was a bloodthirsty little shit, wasn’t I?
      I was shocked myself by the ending.
      Kinda’ crazy to think that a little kid would allow his story (no matter how retarded) to end on such a downer.

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