Let’s Play Robocop, Part FAIL

Let it be known, Robocop on the NES is a MEAN-ASS game.

It’s honestly not that difficult a game, not even worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence with The Adventures of Bayou Billy or Battletoads, but that doesn’t make it any less MEAN.

ASS.

Seriously man, just take a look at the bullshit ass-fuckery that the folks over at Data East decided to throw at me in the last stage:

Fuckin’ bullshit…

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Let’s Play Robocop, Part IV

Well, after the surprisingly anti-climactic battle against ED-209, we’ve reached yet another pivotal moment of Robocop lore:

Robocop’s revenge killing of Clarence Boddicker and his gang.

Yup, that spike's about to go in his neck.

Anyway, this time around I can promise you that the battle is indeed epic, though once again, hardly as epic as it was in the movie:

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Let’s Play Robocop, Part III

Well folks, we’ve reached stage 4:

OCP headquarters.

In my youth, I was never able to get past ED-209, who just happens to be the big bad boss of this level.

In the movie of course, Robocop managed to get past him by, well, outsmarting him a little; then running like a little bitch:

Not there’s anything wrong with that, I mean c’mon, this is ED-209 we’re talkin’ about.

Running from a giant robot that can wreck your shit til’ next Tuesday is probably the only viable tactic.

Anyway, let’s see how I fare against Mr. ED this time around:

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