That is all.
January 25, 2011 • 9:43 PM 3
Anyway, this card has it’s origins in the excellent Addams Family movie from the early 90′s.
I watched that movie way too many times in my youth, resulting in me having an unhealthy appreciation for all things Raul Julia.
That being said, The Addams Family had an incredible number of hilarious and quotable moments, but if you ask me; The Mamushka is the one scene that will always stand out the most.
If you haven’t seen this sequence, or worse yet; have somehow allowed yourself to forget it, be sure to watch the clip below, you won’t reget it:
Anyway, Addams Family = Awesome. And don’t you forget it…
January 3, 2011 • 9:27 PM 3
I liked Kung Fu Panda.
I saw it in theaters with a group of some of my closest friends, and despite my initial feelings of apprehension regarding Jack Black’s presence as leading man in the film; (I like him better in supporting roles. Too much Black can lead to bad things. NOT racist…) I found myself laughing aloud in the theater to an extent I’ve rarely experienced.
You see, I’m one of those guy’s that generally doesn’t go to see comedies in the theaters, not just because really good comedies are hard to come by these days; but largely because I feel self-conscious about making noise/disturbing others in theaters.
Call it a quirk… A really stupid and oddly specific quirk.
Anyway, I’ve seen Kung Fu Panda once or twice since I initially saw it the theater, and I’ve gotta’ say; the movie is still pretty damn good.
While Pixar will always put out more technically advanced, prettier, and more thoughtful films, Kung Fu Panda stands as an example of Dreamworks’ more lighthearted and scatologically humored formula adding up to something enjoyable to the masses.
In particular, I found the voice cast; while riddled with needless celebrity cameos, (Jackie Chan had 2 lines, Lucy Liu was there for no other reason than her Chinese heritage, etc.) to be quite exceptional.
Jack Black’s energy and enthusiasm, married with the hilarious animations and facial expressions of Po was a match made in heaven.
Dustin Hoffman also managed to impress as Shifu, with the timbre of his voicing doing well to add a sense of forcefulness to his voice regardless of the volume in which he spoke.
While I’m on the topic of great voice acting, let me just say:
Ian McShane = PIMP.
The fight choreography in the film, while of course animated; and thusly free of the inherent limitations of the human body, also managed to impress me.
The movements were artfully strung together, with a pace that reminded me of the old style of Hong Kong choreography I.E. sharp movements, with brief pauses for every strike so as to highlight and make visible, the beauty of each exchange.
In other words, everything was imaginatively choreographed, but conducted in such a way that the viewer could easily see exactly what was going on.
In this age of Greengrass-ian shaky cam techniques, and ultra-fast handed performers; I found Kung Fu Panda’s battles to be a refreshing take of the art of fight choreography.
While I’ve known for awhile now that a Kung Fu Panda sequel was in the works, I found out just today who some of the new characters/voice actors were going to be.
I hope she was paid well for that, ’cause her presence in that film certainly didn’t earn her any brownie points in my book.
Moving on, as long as they let James Woods be his same old snarky self, I expect great things for him in Kung Fu Panda 2.
And then there’s Van FUCKING Damme.
I’ve never heard The Muscles from Brussels do voice acting before, but chances are he sucks donkey balls at it.
Not that his normal acting was anything to write home about, but give him a break; the man’s entire career was based around him kicking people in the head… and showing off his ass.
Apparently he’s playing a crocodile in the film, so I don’t expect any jokes to emerge regarding his limberness, nor do I expect any gratuitous shots of his ass; but regardless, it’s Van Damme, he’s in an American film, and you can be damn sure I’ll be there to see it.
Anyway, the previous film was good, Van FUCKING Damme is in the sequel, and thusly Kung Fu Panda 2 WILL be awesome.
October 25, 2010 • 7:48 PM 2
Hello all, and welcome to another edition of the Azn Badger’s Top 5 Songs That Keep Him From Stabbing People!
Last time around we tackled the Top 5 Japanese songs, and in keeping with the “Azn” portion of the title of this blog; today we’ll be delving into the realm of Korean music!
Before we begin, let me just say this:
I don’t speak Korean.
I know how to answer a phone, say “thank you,” and rattle off a handful of ethnic slurs, but that’s just about all the Korean I know.
Huh, that’d be one hell of a phone conversation:
“Hello? You *bleepity bleepin’ BLEEP*! Thank you! *CLICK!*”
Anyway, my interest in Korean songs springs almost entirely from hanging out with my Korean (between the 2 of us, we refer to Koreans as “Krns” pronounced “Kerns”) buddy from up the street.
He used to have an extensive library of Krn music, much of which I acquired from him at one time or another.
As a result, much of my favorite Krn songs are slightly outdated, being that they’re from the early 2000′s.
That being said, let’s get to the music:
This song was one I stumbled across about a year ago when I was perusing an Azn music forum for new tunes.
I got a lot of great music out of that forum, and Freaky Game 108 was one of my favorites.
The album as a whole was shitty, but the one song was pretty freakin’ sweet.
Regardless, I love the pumping, almost dance track-like beat of this song, coupled with the rap style lyrics.
Like every other song on this list, I don’t have a fuckin’ clue as to what the lyrics entail; however this has never been a problem for me as long as the tune is good.
Remember, I’m a hummer not a singer.
I fuckin’ love 1TYM.
Ever since my Krn buddy and I used to pretend we were cool by cruising around in high school blasting their music through the speakers of his Corolla, 1TYM has been one of my favorite Krn music groups.
Sure they’re “happy rappers.”
Sure they look ridiculous.
Sure they’re a shitty rap group that were popular for 5 minutes.
Despite all that, I’ve got more of their tracks in my library than any other Krn band, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Of those tracks, Get Them Hands Up is easily my favorite, right next to “Hello!”
It’s got an awesome and fairly intricate beat, a nice flow; and most important of all, one of the catchiest and most satisfying choruses I’ve ever heard.
Seriously, I can’t recite it worth shit, but you better believe I’ve caught myself trying to in the shower every now and again.
This song is what my Krn buddy and I used to refer to as the “Abercrombie and Fitch” song.
I dare you to listen to this song without picturing, even for a moment; a fuckin’ clothing commercial or fashion exhibition.
It just fits too well.
Despite this, the toe-tapping, yet surprisingly mellow beat, coupled with the smooth, yet vaguely emotionless voice of the lead singer, make for a song that as easy to lounge to, as it is to cruise down the highway to.
It’s a wonderful song, and is actually one of the very few mellow tunes that I keep on my Ipod.
Jeez! was another song that I acquired from that one Azn music forum awhile back.
As a 2 girl, 2 boy band, B2Y is just what you’d expect:
A generic Azn pop group.
Despite the stigma surrounding this, (one that I happen to subscribe to in most cases) I’ve gotta’ say, Jeez! is a really fun song.
Just like 175R’s Yume De Aeta Nara from the other day, Jeez! is very much a disco-pop song, although in this case the disco element is very much at the forefront of things.
In my book, that’s a very good thing.
The energy of this song is just so goddamn cotton candy sweet, that’s it hard for me to think of any legitimate reason why anyone wouldn’t like it.
Oh yeah, and did I mention is has a really fuckin’ catchy chorus?
Beverly Hills Cop beat + Silly Krn lyrics = KRN GOLD.
From what my Krn buddy told me, Champion was just about the biggest fuckin’ song EVER when it first came out in Korea.
Honestly, I forget how I ran across Champion, but boy am I glad I did.
It’s kind of funny though, my favorite version of this song is actually a sped-up remix, however I wasn’t able to find it to share with you guys.
Oh well, the original version is epic enough as is I suppose…
Let it be known:
Any home graced with the sounds of Champion, shall henceforth be known as a “stab-free zone.”