Independence Day is an awesome fucking movie.
I remember being carted off to the theater to see it on opening day, despite not even knowing it’s title.
You see, acronyms were kind of big back in the mid-90′s, and as such; Independence Day was marketed as “ID4,” so as to be enigmatic and therefore “cool.”
To this day I really don’t get how the whole “ID4″ thing worked out, but by golly; IT FUCKING WORKED.
Sure, the plot’s kind of corny and there’s definitely 1 too many coincidences in how all ensemble cast all relate to one another; but even so, it’s hard to dispute the fact that Independence Day is an exceptional popcorn movie.
The CG effects are kind of lacking by today’s standards, but for my money the explosions and miniature effects still hold water; as does the decent script that utterly blows the ever-loving fuck out of anything Michael Bay’s done in the past… Well, ever.
A product of the monument smashing duo of Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich, Independence Day is hardly the MANLIEST of MAN movies, however it certainly has it’s fair share of outstanding MANLY moments.
Then there was that one time Will Smith deployed the “universal greeting” to an alien’s face:
And I guess there was also that one time when THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET WORKED TOGETHER TO WAGE THE LARGEST AERIAL BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND:
Oh yeah, and I suppose Randy Quaid killing himself to save the planet was pretty MANLY too, though not nearly as much as THE LARGEST AERIAL BATTLE IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.
Anyway, despite all the flash and special effects of Independence Day, in truth the MANLIEST; and easily most inspired moment in the entire movie, came in the form of a simple speech.
A speech delivered by the pimp-ass fighter pilot/PRESIDENT OF THE FUCKING WORLD, Thomas J. Whitmore:
Bill Pullman’s Tom Whitmore is in many way the Hot Rod of the AMERIKUHN presidency.
Like Hot Rod, he’s young, driven, and more than a little arrogant, resulting in his reception with the general public being somewhat divided.
Despite this, when it all comes down to the wire and shit gets real, his MANLY worth shines through and everyone rallies behind him.
Hot Rod had his moment in the sun as he assumed the title of Rodimus Prime, opened the Matrix of Leadership and took out Unicron… and then later became a total douche by catching a case of the “hate plague” and forcing Optimus Prime to pwn his ass.
You mean you don’t remember that?
*ANYWAY* Whitmore’s moment ultimately came as he rallied THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET to face the aliens head on, securing his place in the annals of MAN-HISTORY by selflessly riding into battle alongside the troops.
On a side note, President Whitmore’s finest moment during the final battle in Independence Day, came when he used his MANLY PRESIDENTIAL POWERS to magically summon an extra missile during the final battle.
I can’t find any pics to back it up, but next time you watch the movie; pay attention to how many missiles President Whitmore fires during the dog fighting.
Truly, it was a feat only a MANLY FUCKING PRESIDENT could achieve.
Which brings us to Tom Whitmore’s greatest achievement of all, and our 3rd MANLIEST MAN moment in all of movies.
Today, we celebrate, The Whitmore Speech:
Special thanks need to be given to David Arnold for a composing the background music of this speech.
Seriously, if ever there was an example of music being used to enhance the power of a scene, this would have to be it.
I think the turning point in the speech, where it goes from being calming and uplifting in spirit, to a fuckin’ MANLY-ASS call to arms; is where it really grabs you by the balls and makes you realize just how awesome it is.
There’s just something about the way Bill Pullman growls that one line, “We will not go quietly into the night!” that makes this speech so fuckin’ awesome to me.
Anyway, thanks for reading, check back tomorrow for MANLY moment #2!